Offensive Nicknames

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It's people like you who give scum a bad name.
I've had fun before. This isn't it.
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies".
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying.
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright.
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma.
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag.
I may be fat, but you`re ugly, and I can diet.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
You`re the cum your mother should have swallowed.
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
It`s not that I am anti-social. I just don`t like you.
I`d smack you but shit splatters!
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright.
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
I dream about a monster, about you!
I`ve had fun before. This isn`t it.
It`s people like you who give scum a bad name.
I dream about a monster, about you!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you.
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
I know your sorry, now apologize!
If I throw a stick will you leave?
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy.
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.